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The Lays Smackdown fist! For 07/03/2009

Hello Ladies and anyone who reads this. Tonight I bring something for posterity. Yes, that's right. I bring you …

THE FIST lays the SMACKDOWN!

It would be in 3-D, but be realistic. I simply do not have that in my budget. I, however, have "The rough translation technology" for us all. So without further adieu, Get This Party Started!

We begin tonight the first after the SmackDown Bash with CM Punk. He just wants to tell people what happened in the Bash in case they were too cheap to pay for it.

"Hi, I'm a man of honor lies. I did not win the game, but neither had the intention of kicking the referee Jeff Hardy. I'm not the kind of guy to break the rules, but Jeff is a great evil Doody head! I give the rematch when you apologize for being a great asshole! "

This is when Teddy Long comes out. Teddy explains that "Woah.'ll fight Jeff again at night of champions. Does not it great? Oh, it gets better. You'll have to work with him tonight, as you face Chris Jericho and Edge in a game of tag! Beach How do you like dat? "

Cue the music for one, very neglected, Jeff Hardy. Jeff exclaims that he is tired of excuses and wants everyone to know that "Punk is a bit tricky!" Punk fires back with, "Wow!" No, Do not hurt me! We must work together tonight! Oh, Jeff and all the children watching, do not do drugs. Seriously. It's bad. Also, do not hurt me. I am a champion fragile. "

Match # 1

Ricky Ortiz (Uh, who?) VS. FINLAY

Not all parties have to have great significance. This is clearly a rivalry that spans generations. The Longest Ortiz of the upper-east of Ireland Finlay clan battles against Belfast. Ok, one of those places was made to believe that … Wait .. Does just hand a microphone Ricky Ortiz? Oh, no.

"Hey baby. Do not worry about your little friend short.'re Here before the next World WWE Heavyweight Championship, Random Jobber! So cheer up little man. I'll go easy on him to break in. "

Finlay, apparently found his rivalry most important family smiles and slaps Ricky and the game started. A Rolling Hills in a first strike to stop falling body receives two count. Ortiz Fire back a bit before Finlay counters with the Celtic cross. 1,2,3.

Winner – Finlay

Match Rating 1.7 / 5

Well, to be honest, this was merely an introduction to SmackDown Finlay. It need not be a party of high caliber.

We Dolph Ziggler backstage doing what only I hope psudeo-Yoga. (Otherwise, it was very inappropriate.) When approached by Mary, who "Mans" a little, and introduces himself. She asks him if he is the preparation of his party, and can only respond with "Well, of course! be focused is the only way to win."

Of course, this is when I had to spit my Dr. Pepper out due to overwhelming laughter. I have another drink and continued.

A little awkward conversation later, and found that seems to be "made fun" last night. They agree to go out again, and the parting comment Dolph is (and this will not be paraphrased.) "I think I might get lucky."

So when I returned from the bathroom after throwing for a few minutes, I regret to eat all foods from the last two weeks. Moving on!

MATCH # 2

Dolph Ziggles VS. R-Truth

Before the game, summarizing what happened in bash (You can read my other report for that information … No, that's not a shameless promotion … It's useful!> _>)

The game begins with R-Truth Ziggler kneeing in the stomach and asking "What's Up. R-Truth counters with some pretty impressive acrobatics and ends with a kick Rotating jumping Ziggler's head. A release of hip (Really?) In an attempt to pin (double truth?) Gets a 1 count. (Ok, that makes sense.) Ziggler returns Please invested with a body slam. Ziggler continues with a series of elbow drops and a time to fix her hair. R-Truth comes after him just to get a guillotine with the top rope and jumps Ziggler. Diving Facebuster Ziggler a reverse (Yes, he is beaten on the back of the head in place.). 1 2 3.

Winner – Dolph Ziggler

Match Rating 2.3 / 5

Personally I'm curious what they plan to do with Dolph. Why push it now? * Shakes head and sighs *

PSEUDO FIGHT # 3

Finlay vs. BATISTA

The show chronicles the past and shows a match between Batista and Finlay again from 2006. Finlay has control of most of the game that the presentations and a few Stikes. Khali walks to the ring as champion (Really? Should I do more research) to harass Batista with his mere presence. Finlay attacks were answered in a spinning sidewalk slam. Khali, the steps to intervene. Batista goes after him, counters Khali's vice grip presentation, and that is where the ends of the clip.

Match Rating – 2.6 / 5

Clips would have been better state, and not just cut and leave it and play.

And it's time for another edition of Cryme Tyme's Word Up. "Word of this week is wangsta. As described its meaning, they decide to become bullies show tour guides. After checking the girls make fun of a cowboy in Asia, the wangsta comes to them. It's a poor white boy who thinks he has credibility. Needless to say no. Cryme Time, instead of hitting him with a chair, just cut to the next match.

Match # 4

Rey Mysterio VS. KANE

NON title match

Mysterio looks set to emerge unscathed for about ten seconds before Kane fires return with a huge clothesline, flattening our little champion. Mysterio counters with a clothesline running retaining foot drop, hitting Kane the second rope. 619 for attempting to counter a chokeslam attempt that falls outside of Mysterio. Kane simply choose to throw it in the corner instead. Commercial break.

We again see Kane continues to dominate with a huge boot to meet the King. Kane keeps pressure on the King, focusing on the back. As a backbreaker submission hold, Rey kicks Kane in the face to get some respite. Kane charges after King, but they have another drop toe hits Kane in the face of the top turnbuckle. Rey fires back and goes to the top rope, only to be countered by a hit Kane in the air. Kane goes for a chokeslam, offset by the Dropkick 619. Kane counters the attempt pin with a chokeslam. 1,2,3 Kane.

Winner – Kane

Match Rating – 2.3 / 5

The David vs. standard. Goliath match. Kane won well, so … It is not an exact analogy.

Khali comes to defending the king, armed with a steel chair. (You can find out why reading my book The Article Bash. No, not yet bold enough) Kane escapes through the crowd like a little girl who's a monster under her bed. Khali does not hunt.

Chris Jericho King is happy to receive property of Kane. He will claim his revenge, the King next week! Edge comes in and talks about how easy it is to smash two fools inconsistent with all their hopes and dreams. For those of you do at home, that goes like …

Jericho: "We are awesome!"

On the edge: "I know, right! We are so freaking awesome!"

Jericho: "Really Awesome!"

Edge and Jericho: "We totally win! Yay us! "

Match # 5

THE DYNASTY HART (With Natalie) VS. Cryme Tyme

JTG start the match with a series of successes, leading to a Facebuster Kidd since the tensor. Kidd, JTG gets in the ring in a couple of surfboards, while extending screamed a lot. (I heard that increases their power … Give it a try. It works!) JTG makes the hot tag and Shad comes in and cleans house. Shad goes for the pin, and Kidd breaks up. As the referee ushers outside Kidd JTG catches the ring with a guillotine rope Smith and Shad hits a reverse leg sweep Russia. 1,2,3.

Winner – Cryme Tyme

Rating Match – 2.1 / 5

Other "Let's show the talent SmachDown new" party. Not bad, but not surprising either.

Raw Rebound shows what happened on RAW? Want to see what happened? Check out our Article premiums and available for viewing! (Ok, that one was very cheeky, but not self-promotion.)

Match # 6

VS Michelle McCool and Layla. MELINA AND MARY

Layla and Melina start the match off with Layla Melina surprising head. Melina fires Layla back and roughs up a bit before tagging in Mary. Maria mandates punishment before one of his kicks are captured. Layla counters with a kick to the other leg, Mary striking divisions and makes the tag. Maria McCool throws a leg submission, and the hot tag to Melina, who lands occurs just before McCool out of the way and tags in Layla. McCool Melina knocks down, and lands her finisher for the pinfall on Layla.

Winner – Melina and Maria

Match Rating – 1.8 / 5

I've seen worse games of the woman, but I'm still yet to be truly impressed. I'm afraid never will be.

Morrison and Teddy time backstage talking that much about Michael Jackson and how Morrison beat CM Punk last week. He wants a chance by Title after Night of Champions. They break into letters of MJ and Morrison turns in gems like "Thriller: how to win a thriller Punk!" Nothing is clear, but the seed has been sown.

Match # 7

And Chris Jericho vs. Edge. Jeff Hardy and CM Punk

Edge and Punk start us off, after broadcasters Superstar regale us on WGN party that took place between the edge and Punk in Punk lost due to eye injury. Punk gets a slight edge labels and Jeff Hardy. Roughs Hardy Edge up a bit more before dialing again Punk in Punk on beating Edge and tags in Jericho. Tags Hardy again and hits a leg drop from the turnbuckle to an account of two. Punk and Hardy clean the ring and take a moment to look at each other as we move into a commercial.

Hardy is in the ring against Edge, who has the advantage. Hardy fires back with some attacks, and goes to the label, but Punk keeps the eye, does not want to label. Hardy goes for the pin and is ejected. Hardy makes a mad dash the corner, but Punk is on the corner with an evil eye. Hardy lands a few punches before shooting a whisper in the wind in Jericho. Labels Jericho before Hardy can rise. Hardy label edge stops, and get a twist of fate for their problems. Hardy slaps a tag in Punk Punk is going for the GTS, but is offset by Edge. Tags Jericho and sets a little pain. Both men hit double clotheslines calling every down. As the punk makes his way to get a label, Hardy boasts a new eye injury and whipping to land in fake pain, leaving Punk in the ring alone. He tries a GTS, but Edge tags in Jericho. Land edge of the spear and gets the 1,2,3.

Winner – Edge and Chris Jericho

Match Rating – 2.8 / 5

It is a miserable struggle, but the eye injury was waving Jeff Hardy classic. I serious laughed almost as hard as when Dolph said to gain from the focus.

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